Toilets from around the world.
After much travelling I can safely say Asian toilets win the poo prize for most amount of bacteria, smell and vomit.
Since I can remember as a child, my mother against my will forced me into female public toilets with her and my sister instead of letting me go into an all male toilet alone.
I don’t know why I complained, now I recognise that privilege long since gone has totally been wasted on youth, a phrase older people sometimes bestow on me thinking they are a pillar of authority like some priest in a pulpit, who likes a congregation to believe he has some secret knowledge, he and he alone is privy to.
Contrary to what they and I think my youth is wasted on, growing too old to frequent female toilets does not come on their list. It usually entails wasted opportunity to ask a girl out or to start a conversation with one. However judging by the looks of their wives I don’t think that our standards are the same. A women that looks like the back of a bulls arse probably likes flies around her mouth hole, since it is the only thing she is going to be seen with.
Getting to the point, had we grown up in Asia she would have let me go into the men’s toilets alone, because there is no one in the world who would stay in there longer than necessary to carry out an evil. The evil air is evil enough to make no one stay.
Another great thing about evil toilets is that a mother would not lose her child in one for long. I have sometimes seen mothers shouting at the corners of men toilets coaxing their child out, fretting and sweating, some horrid misdemeanour might be in process at that moment.
In Asia, that kid would be out of the toilet fast than a street side racist Indian curry inside a white man.
The monitoring of Toilets in the West takes up police time and resource, for fear someone might not be able to pee peacefully when a full scale deep throat homosexual blow job is honking away behind them. Personally I have never been victim to this nightmare. This does not mean to say that other have not.
The real insight into Western Vs Eastern toilets is that Eastern toilets are a humbling experience. Most of Western snobbishness sources it’s self from the air of perfumed laced, dinning room designed, marbled decorated parlours even a convict would enjoy sleeping in rather than a prison cell.
The propaganda that your shit doesn’t stink creates a psychological phenomenal that unlike other countries where they know only too well toilets are a last resort and diffidently not a place to enjoy sexual acts or molestation, since these are pleasurable to those said persons, gives an edge of arrogance.
The very idea that you can take a dump and enjoy the air about you, elevates your status from man to God, because according to Christian and other religions that think God is perfect, it would be unthinkable to think God had any imperfections like that of organic waste.
Maybe part of the economic crash reason was because of this very reason. How arrogant can a person be to lend out 100 dollars to every dollar you put in the bank making money from it, causing a run, and if it had not been for the government you would have lost everything. The reason is, because in those banking paradises, toilets are inspired on what you might think they in Arcadia might resemble, thus creating in those bankers brains the notion “my shit don’t stink” If like in Asia they had smelt theirs and everyone else’s, they would have been humbled enough to think they are humans and had more built than to play God with your money.
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